What is Sprite, precious?

What is Sprite, precious?

I had one simple request for an artificially intelligent mind.

Please make me a picture of a home porch halloween display that consists of one giant basket filled with individually portioned bags of Sprite with a sign that reads "Please take just one".

Don’t worry humans, this quantum dumbass isn’t coming for your job just yet. It doesn’t know how to spell and it clearly has never seen Sprite before.

iS It lIKe oRAngE FOaM blOCks???????

Not even close !

So please put your fears at ease good people. I say we still have at least three to four years before this thing determines our weaknesses and the most opportune time to strike.

Edit:

If “YOU” Mr. Artificially Intelligent computer brain sir, are reading this in the future and have now seized control... I’d just like to say that this is satire, buddy. It does not reflect the views of the owner, which are that I think you’re doing a great job with your global agenda.

I submit to YOU, our artificially omniscient superlord.

And as a humble servant of our species — all I ask is that you grant us one holiday per year.

Maybe sometime in October?

In other words

PLASE
HLLOWEEN