Have we ever wondered how the word “Jeeze” became popularized in the American vocabulary? Our theory involves frustrated sapiens walking behind the elderly at the post office (or reading run-on sentences) who want to scream “JESUS!”  but simultaneously remember to Never Take The Lord’s Name in Vain in Public  and settled for a harshly whispered rendition of 

jjjeeezzzeee….                                                                                        

just end it already.